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There is one question that we seem to get asked a lot and that question is: “What the hell is a Sportspateria?” Well people, I’m here to tell you once and for all that I have absolutely no clue what it is. I mean, I know what it is, it’s a world class sport, the greatest goddamn sport out there. …

Winter Arc Cup Recap

March 4th, 2017 will forever be known as the date that the worlds greatest sporting event took place. The Sportspateria Winter Arc cup brought forth some of the strongest, toughest and best dressed competitors on the planet to compete for the most beautiful trophy that any eyes have ever had the privilege to be set upon. Many drop shots, deep …

Winter Arc Cup

What are you doing on Saturday, March 4th at 4:00 PM? Are you going to be taking a nap? Walking your neighbour’s ugly little dog? Visiting your in-laws (you know you don’t really like them)? If the answer isn’t life saving heart surgery, then have I got an event for you! The first annual Sportspateria Winter Arc Tournament is being …

Happy New Year

As 2016 comes to a close, we would like to take a look back at the year that was for Sportspateria. This past March we set out with the goal of trying to sell a professional version of Sportspateria. The original version of the game that we would take with us to parks and beaches was built out of string …

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Sportspateria – Now With 9” Pegs!

NOW EVERYONE JUST CALM DOWN! We know this is a big deal but we have to remain civil. Over here at Sportspateria headquarters we are expecting a huge jump in sales following this announcement. Now I know what you are thinking, you are wondering “what does this mean for me?” Well first of all, the 9” pegs go two inches …

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The Start of Something Big

In an apartment in the depths of Toronto, two friends sit around a kitchen table talking about the start of something big… “Cam, I think we need to bring the story to the people. You know, let them know how this whole thing got started.” “What story?” “The story about the thing that we have been sitting here talking about …

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Sportspateria Presale

The Sportspateria pre-sale has arrived. What’s that? Presale? Basically, we have decided to allow people to purchase kits at a reduced price prior to our Spring 2017 launch. All Sportspateria kits purchased during the presale will be delivered during the Spring of 2017. If you missed your opportunity to purchase a kit during our Kickstarter campaign don’t fret, this is …