The Sportspateria Banner

“What’s that massive white thing off in the distance?” “What thing?” “The white thing with the blue writing? Where all of those people are gathered. Sports-pa something.” “I have no idea. Let’s go check it out!” That’s exactly how I imagine everyone reacting when they see the Sportspateria banner. Yeah, we got a banner. It’s white, it has blue writing, …

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There is one question that we seem to get asked a lot and that question is: “What the hell is a Sportspateria?” Well people, I’m here to tell you once and for all that I have absolutely no clue what it is. I mean, I know what it is, it’s a world class sport, the greatest goddamn sport out there. …

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Sportspateria Presale

The Sportspateria pre-sale has arrived. What’s that? Presale? Basically, we have decided to allow people to purchase kits at a reduced price prior to our Spring 2017 launch. All Sportspateria kits purchased during the presale will be delivered during the Spring of 2017. If you missed your opportunity to purchase a kit during our Kickstarter campaign don’t fret, this is …